80+ Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
1. Merry Christmas! May your holidays be filled with more cookies than you can handle and fewer relatives than you can tolerate!
2. Christmas is a time for giving… and by giving, I mean giving you my list of gifts I want!
3. Merry Christmas! Remember, calories don’t count during the holidays… so let’s eat like we’re on a no-limit diet!
4. Santa called. He said you’ve been naughty this year. Don’t worry; he’s still delivering your gifts. Just don’t expect anything nice!
5. Wishing you a holiday season as delightful as finding the last slice of pizza in the fridge!
6. May your eggnog be spiked and your family gatherings be short! Merry Christmas!
7. Here’s to a Christmas filled with love, laughter, and the occasional ‘what were we thinking?’ moment!
8. Remember, if you don’t like your gifts, just keep pretending you love them until the New Year!
9. Merry Christmas! Let’s be real: the best part of the holiday is all the leftovers and napping!
10. I hope your holiday season is more fabulous than a cat in a Santa hat!
11. Merry Christmas! Let’s eat, drink, and be merry — because we all know that January is for diets!
12. Wishing you a holiday season that’s 100% merry and 0% family drama!
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13. Santa may be jolly, but I’m pretty sure he has a secret stash of cookies hidden away for himself. Merry Christmas!
14. Hope your Christmas is as wonderful as a cat finding a sunny spot to nap in!
15. Merry Christmas! Just remember: the best gift you can give me is not bringing fruitcake!
16. If you don’t hear from me, it’s because I’m still in a food coma. Merry Christmas!
17. May your Christmas be filled with laughter, your New Year be bright, and your holiday shopping be done in one night!
18. Let’s make a toast to the holiday season: may our drinks be cold, our gifts be fun, and our relatives be entertained!
19. Christmas: the only time of year when you can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks!
20. Wishing you a Christmas full of love, joy, and way too many awkward family photos!
21. Merry Christmas! Just remember, the best way to spread holiday cheer is to annoy your friends with terrible Christmas songs!
22. Hope your Christmas is like the best Christmas movie: filled with laughter, questionable plot twists, and at least one romantic subplot!
23. Wishing you a holiday season that’s as magical as your last online shopping experience — minus the shipping delays!
24. Merry Christmas! I hope all of your batteries are included and your family is operating well!
25. If you can’t find me during the holidays, I’ll be buried under a mountain of wrapping paper and snacks!
26. May your Christmas be filled with laughter and your eggnog be strong enough to make your in-laws seem delightful!
27. Wishing you enough holiday spirit to get through all the family gatherings — especially the ones with the weird uncles!
28. Remember, if you can’t find the true meaning of Christmas, it’s probably hiding under a pile of gifts!
29. Merry Christmas! Here’s to a season of bad sweaters, even worse Christmas movies, and enough food to put us into hibernation!
30. Hope your holiday season is as fun as a Christmas party with no awkward silences… or just one really funny one!
31. Merry Christmas! May your holiday be as bright as Rudolph’s nose and as festive as a cat in a Santa hat!
32. Wishing you a Christmas where your family doesn’t bring up politics or that one embarrassing story from last year!
33. Hope your Christmas is like a good dessert: sweet, full of surprises, and absolutely irresistible!
34. Merry Christmas! Let’s eat like there’s no tomorrow and blame it on the holiday spirit!
35. May your holidays be filled with joy and your credit card bill not be too scary!
36. Wishing you a holiday season that’s as relaxing as a day off work — unless you have to deal with family!
37. Merry Christmas! Just remember, no matter how bad your gift is, it’s the thought that counts — unless it’s fruitcake!
38. Here’s to a Christmas full of love, laughter, and the occasional ‘I can’t believe I just said that!’ moment!
39. May your holiday be filled with all your favorite things — like napping in your pajamas and avoiding all responsibilities!
40. Wishing you a Christmas where you can eat dessert first and everyone agrees it’s the right choice!
41. Merry Christmas! May your day be filled with laughter, joy, and way too many awkward selfies!
42. Wishing you a holiday season where the only drama comes from your favorite Christmas movies!
43. May your Christmas be filled with love, your home with laughter, and your fridge with leftovers!
44. Here’s to hoping your Christmas is more ‘Ho Ho Ho’ and less ‘Oh no!
45. Merry Christmas! Remember, there’s no such thing as too many cookies — just too few napkins!
46. May your holiday season be filled with as much joy as a puppy in a snowstorm!
47. Wishing you a Christmas that’s all about giving… especially if it means I get something too!
48. Hope your Christmas is as delightful as finding a $20 bill in your winter coat!
49. Merry Christmas! Just remember: Santa sees you when you’re sleeping, and he’s judging your snack choices!
50. Here’s to a Christmas so good, it’ll make you forget about your New Year’s resolutions!
51. Merry Christmas! May your home be filled with laughter and your heart with cheer — just keep the mistletoe away from my awkward moments!
52. Wishing you a holiday season so festive that even your in-laws can’t bring it down!
53. Hope your Christmas is filled with hot cocoa, fuzzy socks, and zero adulting!
54. May your Christmas be less ‘Silent Night’ and more ‘Let’s Dance Like Nobody’s Watching!
55. Merry Christmas! Here’s to spending the holidays in our PJs and pretending it’s a fashion statement!
56. Wishing you a Christmas that’s as magical as finding a parking spot at the mall!
57. Hope your holiday season is full of glitter, snowflakes, and zero stress — because who needs that?
58. Merry Christmas! May your family gatherings be short and your dessert portions be huge!
59. Here’s to a holiday season filled with laughter, love, and avoiding any talk about politics!
60. Wishing you a Christmas as wonderful as the first sip of hot cocoa on a cold day!
61. Merry Christmas! May your holiday be filled with joy and your fridge be overflowing with leftovers — who needs cooking in January?
62. Wishing you a Christmas where your biggest challenge is choosing which holiday movie to watch!
63. Hope your Christmas is so awesome that it makes Santa jealous of your celebrations!
64. Merry Christmas! May your holiday spirit be as high as your sugar intake!
65. Here’s to a season of giving… and by giving, I mean sharing snacks!
66. Wishing you a holiday full of hot chocolate, cozy blankets, and zero drama! Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
67. May your Christmas be filled with laughter and your New Year be filled with even more ridiculous resolutions! Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
68. Merry Christmas! Remember: if you can’t find the true meaning of Christmas, it’s probably hiding under a pile of gifts! Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
69. Hope your holiday season is like your favorite sweater: warm, cozy, and maybe a little too snug! Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
70. Here’s to a Christmas where the only thing that gets wrapped is the presents, not the drama! Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
71. Merry Christmas! May your holiday be filled with love, laughter, and just the right amount of chaos! Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
72. Wishing you a season of joy and a complete lack of awkward family photos! Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
73. Hope your Christmas is like a great Christmas cookie: sweet, a little nutty, and decorated with sprinkles! Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
74. Merry Christmas! May your only decision be whether to have another cookie or another cookie! Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
75. Here’s to a holiday season that lasts long enough for us to eat all the cookies! Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
76. Wishing you a Christmas as bright as your Christmas lights and as warm as your favorite sweater! Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
77. May your holidays be filled with the three P’s: Presents, Pudding, and Peace and Quiet! Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
78. Merry Christmas! Just remember: if you can’t find the spirit of Christmas, it’s probably hiding with the remote control! Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
79. Hope your Christmas is like a snowflake: unique, beautiful, and totally worth the wait! Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
80. Here’s to a Christmas filled with love, laughter, and a little bit of mischief! Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
81. Merry Christmas! May your holiday be as fun as a snowball fight and as cozy as a warm blanket! Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
82. Wishing you a Christmas where the only thing you have to worry about is how to open the next gift! Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
83. Hope your Christmas is full of surprises, and not the kind that require awkward conversations! Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
84. Merry Christmas! May your family be functional and all your holiday lights work on the first try! Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
85. Here’s to a holiday filled with love, laughter, and just the right amount of holiday spirit… or maybe a little more! Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
